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Pumpkin Cobbler

ohhjenesuispas:
I will reblog this every time.
Literally this.

WHEN I WALK INTO THE SUPPLY ROOM BUT FORGET WHAT I NEEDED

i just look around like,

LEAVING WORK FRIDAY WHEN I’M OFF THE WHOLE WEEKEND

i walk outta there like,

WHEN MY PATIENT SAYS SHE IS ALLERGIC TO ALL PAIN MEDS EXCEPT DILAUDID

WHEN I’M ENJOYING 15 STRAIGHT DAYS OFF BECAUSE I TOOK A VACATION WEEK AND STRATEGICALLY SCHEDULED MY SHIFTS THE WEEKS BEFORE AND AFTER IT

WHEN I’M MOVING MY PATIENT BUT THERE ISN’T ENOUGH SLACK ON HER LINES

i’m just like,

WHEN MY PATIENT IS LIGHT ENOUGH TO TURN WITHOUT ASSISTANCE

WHEN I SHOWER AFTER WORK BUT THE SMELL IS STILL STUCK IN MY NOSTRILS

WHEN I SUCCESSFULLY SHOOT MY GLOVES INTO THE TRASH FROM ACROSS THE ROOM